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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??


She is so satisfied with that joke.

youngblackandvegan:

burdenedwithgloriousbooty:

feuerbaech:

dagwolf:

Fuck PETA. They’re offering to help ten families in Detroit with their bills if they agree to become vegan.

JUST WOW 

FUCK PETA

Holy shit that is some straight up white saviour missionary style bullshit. Only with quinoa instead of bibles. 

we will help you

but only ONLY if you accept tofu as your lord and savior

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even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

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misandry-mermaid:

lovelylavenderchild:

You cannot be racist to white people

just like you can’t fire your boss

because you don’t have that power

See, this is a great analogy because an employee can say the same words to their boss and it would have a completely different…

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thisshitfunny:

bathingapes:

texasmothafuckathatswhereistay:

I wish these white mfs would

white people getting outta hand

what the fuck wrong with them ? 

HAHAHAHA

What the actual fuck 😕 Lmao
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poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lol “he wouldnt do that”
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grandmasterbooty:

this is the greatest thing kanye ever did its better than yeezus

he was so alive back then

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

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what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.